Snoozing is a negotiation — and you always lose. Angry Rise replaces the polite beep with a cast of characters who start out calm and get louder, ruder and angrier until you're actually out of bed.
Ignore the alarm and your character escalates. Every level has its own script — hundreds of unique lines per character, so no two mornings sound the same.
Level 5 is strictly opt-in and locked behind an 18+ setting. It is exactly as unprintable as you hope it is. You choose the starting level for every alarm — ease in politely or wake up straight into the storm.
Every character is fully voiced in six languages — English, German, French, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese. Two are free forever; the rest join your roster for the price of a coffee.
Drill-yard discipline delivered straight to your bedroom. Drop the blanket and give him twenty.
Passive-aggressive corporate concern. Your continued sleeping has been noted and will be discussed.
A thunderous northman who considers oversleeping a personal insult to his ancestors.
A salty sea captain with colourful threats. Sleep through your watch and you'll walk the plank.
Cackling curses and ominous prophecies about what happens to those who stay in bed.
Devastating guilt trips, escalating disappointment, and the occasional slipper. She raised you better than this.
A coldly logical machine that has calculated your odds of success today. They are dropping by the minute.
Under the hood it's a serious alarm clock first — the yelling is a bonus.
All voices live on your phone. No internet, no servers, no excuses — the alarm rings on a plane, in a basement, anywhere.
Every character speaks English, German, French, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese. Get scolded in the language of your choice.
Angry Rise collects no data at all. No accounts, no analytics, no ads. Just you and someone very angry at 7 AM.
Pick the starting anger level per alarm. Gentle Monday, brutal Friday — your call. The 18+ level is strictly opt-in.
Angry Rise is out now on Google Play.